Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working..

Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 3….

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men..

I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else..

There are days when I double fault..

No one can stop what God has for you..

Times change and you have to adapt..

God is good all the time. Every time..

One can have knowledge without having wisdom, but one cannot have wisdom without having knowledge..

When you work with words, words are your work..

Is not poetry the food of love?.

Everybody is not completely traumatised by their life..

I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is..

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to..

Some will always be above others..

Upward, not Northward.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult..

I'm not that professional..

The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'..

don't do things that kill you..

I am no I. I am now part of a we..