It's impossible to ravish me, I'm so willing..

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't..

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is….

There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it's definitely not t….

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever..

Her Majesty is not a subject..

My life needs editing..

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger..

When I got my first TV set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships with other people..

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more..

Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on..

The movement of life has its rest in its own music..

When asked by someone how much money flying takes: Why, all of it!.

The English laws punish vice; the Chinese laws do more, they reward virtue..

I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy and they're considered a delicacy." Have you ev….

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas..

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually..

I don't have the first clue who he is talking about, because all I worry about is Jerome..

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?".

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity..