That’s why you call it a budget. You set it and you don’t budge..

Not to have control over the senses is like sailing in a rudderless ship, bound to break to pieces on coming in contact with the very first rock..

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car..

If a thing's worth doing at all, it's worth doing well..

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there..

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part..

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'.

Don't ever follow me, because I am difficult..

NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient..

When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free..

In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama..

The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence..

I don't believe in the kind of magic in my books. But I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book..

If I like it, I say it's mine. If I don't I say it's a fake..

Thirty, thirty-five, forty, all had come to visit her like admonitory relatives, and all had slipped away without a trace, without a sound, and now, ….

Lord, protect me from my friends; I can take care of my enemies..

Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another..

Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange..

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's bus….

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders..

Poets, we know, are terribly sensitive people, and in my observation one of the things they are most sensitive about is money..