Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I w….

Sure, I have advice for people starting to write. Don't. I don't need the competition..

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps..

Life is too short for a long story.

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are….

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery..

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?.

Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story..

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course..

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money..

[Reviewing the New York City Telephone Directory] But it is the opinion of the present reviewer that the weakness of plot is due to the great number ….

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old..

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part..

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!.

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of the oncoming train..

We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking..

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.

The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to..

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy..

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged….

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold..