Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into..

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot..

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided t….

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket..

Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!".

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors..

People ask me from time to time what it was like growing up with Henry Fonda as my father. I say, Ever see Fort Apache? He was like Colonel Thursday..

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else..

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women..

Intelligence is an accident of evolution, and not necessarily an advantage..

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it..

Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual..

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?.

You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my th….

The young, free to act on their initiative, can lead their elders in the direction of the unknown... The children, the young, must ask the questions ….

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven..

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease..

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable..

People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'.

I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better..

There will be good days and bad, which means that some days I may be cranky and some days really cranky!.