For the journalist, anything probable is gospel truth..

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The U.S. Geological Survey has told me that the proven potential for oil in Alaska alone is greater than t….

As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have infl….

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and ….

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily..

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable..

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing..

For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself..

Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education..

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer..

You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper ba….

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best..

Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been cut short in his youth (….

I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor..

A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might p….

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on t….

All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex..

Here was my first lesson on the resolutely maintained untidiness and ill-health of the English upper orders. In baggy evening dress and old before th….

It's funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can w….

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best frie….