My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's..

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability..

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone..

People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does litt….

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly..

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives..

I look a bit like him..

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here….

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!.

I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time..

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure..

Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from k….

All men would still really like to own a train set..

So I know where my feet are..

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid..

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill..

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading..

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally..

If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty….

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died..